- "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
- "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
- "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
- "Well this day was a total waste of make-up!"
- "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
- "Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."
- "Do I look like a fucking people-person?"
- "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting."
- "I started out with nothing; most of it is still left."
- "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
- "YOU!!!...off my planet!!!"
- "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."
- "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control."
- "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
- "And your cry-baby, whiny assed opinion would be.....?"
- "I 'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
- "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
- "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
- "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
- "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
- "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
- "Back off!!! You're standing in my aura."
- "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
- "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
- "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
- "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
- "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
- " Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
- "Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done."
- "Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
- "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
- "Earth is full. Go home!"
- "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
- "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
- "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
- "Are you depriving some village of an idiot?"
- "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport"
- "If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
- "Time is an excellent teacher, too bad it kills all of its students"
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