To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -particularly fanatics intent on killing us -
airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random
searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail and 85-year
old Congressmen with metal hips.
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Let's pause a moment and take the following test:
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In 1979,. the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Ballard
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In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
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In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2"
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In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
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On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
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Hmmmmm...... nope, no pattern that I see
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